Pippi Longstocking in a sex tape? Say it isn’t so.

Former Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin reportedly stars in a XXX sex tape being “shopped around town,” TMZ reported on Tuesday.

Erin, 39 starred in the 1988 movie, “The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking,” after beating out 8,000 other young actresses for the role.

TMZ reports that the “hardcore” flick was reportedly shot recently and it’s unclear who is selling the footage or whether anyone has bought it yet.

Erin’s representatives haven’t commented on the report.

TMZ says it’s seen the X-rated footage, which looks like it’s been shot recently, and it shows Erin in various “sexual situations.”

No pigtails, though. Whew.

Erin was last in the news back in April when she was arrested for allegedly assaulting her male roommate during an incident in Walnut Creek, Calif.

She later claimed the altercation happened after she discovered him filming her without her knowledge. She was apparently not naked at the time, so that’s not likely where the sex tape came from.

“How much has he been filming me without my knowledge? The truth will come out,” she said in a statement after the incident.

As this news breaks, her Twitter follower numbers – @TamiErinReal – are rising quickly today.

Kayla Green

Spokes-Model
Treasure Club Greensboro
7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965
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Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about.
7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Hours
The Treasure Club of Greensboro opens each day at 7:00 PM, including Sunday.

Monday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Tuesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Wednesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Thursday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Friday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Saturday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Sunday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Dances
We offer a variety of dance options to suite your mood and we offer the best dance prices in town. Our entertainers offer VIP, Suite Spot, Champagne Room and our world famous limousine dances. Come see what makes the Treasure Club the most fun in Greensboro.
VIP / Private Parties
The Treasure Club is available for your next private party or bachelor party. We have special limo service available for parties of five or more. Simply contact us to begin planning your Treasure Club VIP experience. Come see all we have to offer.
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Sex May Not Always Sell Well

Contrary to popular belief, however, sex doesn’t automatically sell well. Part of its success depends on the economy.

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For example, The Economist reports that British prostitutes are having to cut prices as business slumps due to tough times.

“The days of being able to make a full-time living out of prostitution are long gone.” Long gone? You’re talking about the oldest profession here. I would wager this is a temporary blip. In any case, the article claims many prostitutes are taking up legitimate side jobs to supplement their income. (I thought it used to be the other way around, women with “normal” jobs turned tricks on the side to make extra cash.)

Selling sex well also depends on clever marketing, but woe to those who besmirch an American icon. Los Angeles-based porn producer Caballero Video has reached a settlement with Ben & Jerry’s. The adult film makers have agreed to stop selling videos with titles and packaging mimicking the ice cream giant. The Los Angeles Times reports there will be no more “Ben & Cherry’s” videos, including those with titles like “Boston Cream Thigh.”

At the same time, sex may be under threat from something even more powerful – staying connected, er, virtually. A survey done by Harris Interactive for tech company Jumio found that one in 10 people have used their smartphones during sex. It’s one in five for people ages 18 to 24. At first I thought this meant that they were using the phones to, you know, record the event for posterity. No. While that may account for some of the usage, it appears people are on their phones for a variety of reasons and just can’t put them down for a single minute. Or 10. Don’t you know the NSA is listening? There’s got to be a marketing campaign in here somewhere. “Think Different. Put the phone down. We’ll still be here.”

Finally, people who use smartphones during intimacy probably don’t have much intimacy. Which means they probably don’t have kids. August 1 was their day. Actually, it’s a day for anyone who feels left out on Mother’s Day and Father’s Day. It’s International Childfree Day, described as “a day of celebration worldwide for those couples who have faced criticism, ridicule, and rejection because they chose to be Childless by Choice.”

Not childless by choice. Childless by Choice. It appears this is a holiday that Hallmark has so far failed to capitalize on. Mistake!

“You will never know the joy of parenthood,” says one card which shows a man hitting himself in the head with a hammer. “This might give you some idea of what you’re missing.”

Treasure Club Greensboro

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965
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Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about. 

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Phone: 336-664-0965
Email: greensboro@thetreasureclub.com 

Hours

The Treasure Club of Greensboro opens each day at 7:00 PM, including Sunday.

Monday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Tuesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Wednesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Thursday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Friday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Saturday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Sunday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL

Dances

We offer a variety of dance options to suite your mood and we offer the best dance prices in town. Our entertainers offer VIP, Suite Spot, Champagne Room and our world famous limousine dances. Come see what makes the Treasure Club the most fun in Greensboro.

VIP / Private Parties

The Treasure Club is available for your next private party or bachelor party. We have special limo service available for parties of five or more. Simply contact us to begin planning your Treasure Club VIP experience. Come see all we have to offer.

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How To: Have Sex In Water

When you think of sex, the words wet, slippery and hot come to mind, especially if you’re talking about having sex in water. However, water sex isn’t as easy as jumping into the pool and going at it. In fact, water sex is pretty dangerous for many reasons. Having sex underwater — or “submerged” sex — is simply not a good idea, especially for women. Here are some ways to get wet and wild without going below the surface.

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Sexy But Safe

While having sex in water is slippery fun, you still have to practice safe sex, and unfortunately, if you plan on using a condom, know that water and condoms do not mix.

Not a lot of research has been done, but here is what we know: Hot water and chemicals (like chlorine) most likely affect a condom’s durability, so don’t count on the protection. The other problem is the increased chance of the condom slipping off. That is not only nerve-racking but also awkward for everyone involved. It’s a good plan to have some backup condoms at the ready.

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Stay Wet

You would think that with all the extra liquid, sex in water would create extra lubrication, but that isn’t the case. Water actually washes away the natural lubrication from a woman’s body, which can lead to some not-so-pleasurable sex.
Your best bet is to use a silicone lubricant, which is not water-soluble and will make penetration a lot more comfortable for both of you.

Ready for the deep end

Once you’ve settled the condom situation and got your hands on some lube, you’re set. So where can you go to indulge in a little aqua love?

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In the pool: A public pool is out of the question, so stick close to home on this one. The problem with pool sex is the chlorinated water rushing in and out of your lady, which can cause damage and infection. A good alternative is oral sex. Have your girl sit on the deck of the pool or on the stairs while you stand in the water, or vice versa.

In the tub/shower: If your tub is small, you could have trouble in the missionary position, but the shower is a great place for standing-up sex. You get the pleasure of being wet, without the chance of too much water entering private areas. For safety purposes, invest in some anti-slip stickers for the floor. Once you get going, you don’t want your gal sliding all over the place. Having something to hold onto (a stable rack, or bar installed in the shower) wouldn’t be a bad idea either — this will provide support for from-behind action.

In open waters:
 Salt water isn’t exactly a vagina’s best friend. A good, old-fashioned hand job could be the best option. The worst part about lake or ocean sex is the sand factor. Somehow, even if you are extra careful, sand ends up lodged… places. Instead, start things off in the water, but then head to dry land. Have a big blanket on the beach where you can head off to when it’s time to do the deed. You should be a fairly decent swimmer if you fool around in a lake or the ocean. Make sure you both have footing in reach and that the waves and undertow aren’t too strong. And be aware: sex is illegal in public places, so this might be a good time to keep your eyes open during the deed.

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Real-Life Wet Dreams

If after reading this article you decide that water sex is too much of a hassle, consider water foreplay instead. Perhaps a nude soak in the hot tub, a soapy scrub-down in the shower, or a late-night skinny-dip in a lake. After you’ve gotten wet and clean, you can head to a more comfortable place to get dirty.
Have Fun!!
Treasure Club Greensboro

7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965

 Here is more about The Treasure Club In Greensboro, NC 

 

Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about. 

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Phone: 336-664-0965
Email: greensboro@thetreasureclub.com 

Hours

The Treasure Club of Greensboro opens each day at 7:00 PM, including Sunday.

Monday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Tuesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Wednesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Thursday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Friday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Saturday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Sunday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL

Dances

We offer a variety of dance options to suite your mood and we offer the best dance prices in town. Our entertainers offer VIP, Suite Spot, Champagne Room and our world famous limousine dances. Come see what makes the Treasure Club the most fun in Greensboro.

VIP / Private Parties

The Treasure Club is available for your next private party or bachelor party. We have special limo service available for parties of five or more. Simply contact us to begin planning your Treasure Club VIP experience. Come see all we have to offer.

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7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
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The 10 Worst Sex Stories Ever

1. The Unexpected Exclamation. While the man who wanted to be called Clifford the Big Red Dog — doggie style, get it? — during sex was a strong contender, as were the ladies staging their own sexual non sequitur contest, it was hard to beat this particular episode of dirty talk, experienced by commenter enidcoleslaw:

I met some guy at a party, and ended up going to his house… Mid-thrust, he started laughing manically and yelled “I am fucking an alien princess! I am fucking an alien princess!” I, far too sober, immediately stopped, and then had to listen to him say, with wide eyes: “your vagina looks like the fridge scene in Ghostbusters.” I fell asleep and woke up in the morning to him eating a whole key lime pie in bed. Not even looking over at me, he said: “you can’t have any.” I walked home.

2. Bent Out Of Shape. There were many physical contortions and injuries that hurt to read about, but even for a lady, this one was most painful, from commenter Jeremy:

While riding me cowgirl, an ex bounced up too high, I partially slid out, she came back down and my penis kinked in the middle, to the left. I felt the snap echo through my entire body.
Horrible screams. A shame, it was pretty fun up until that point.
It stayed like that for nearly a year when one day it miraculously straightened itself.

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3. The Full Release. It would be easy to stack the finalists entirely with sheer gross-outs, but not everything can be about poop. (Or vomit. Or pee.) But it can sometimes! Via email:

I was fifteen. My first boyfriend had talked me into giving him a blowjob, his and my first one. After some hesitation, I began and everything seemed to be going as he described it would be. Half way through, I noticed my chest felt really warm and wet. I looked down and to my horror, there was an indescribable amount of diarrhea covering my white shirt. To this day, I’m not sure what happened. Of course the real fun part was when I had to left my t-shirt over my head to get it off.

4. The Brass Ring. Never again will we doubt whether Farrelly brothers-style slapstick ever happens in real life. Commenter interrobanggirl gets bonus points for urination add-on.

It was the first time I had sex with this guy, and he was hitting it from behind on his big brass bed. At one point, I was getting tired, so I went to turn my head to make eye contact (I had read that that made guys crazy) and I realized that my head was stuck between the brass posts. I was like a kid in a banister, and kept imagining firemen having to save me. My date sure couldn’t save me – he, in fact, laughed so hard that he peed on the floor.

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5. The Sweaty Political Fetishist This contender, salvagedgrace, made it to the finals purely based on a buffet of transcendent terribleness, all in a single, epic romp.

the first (and last) time i ever had sex with this boy, he managed to go wrong on just about every level:

1. five minutes in, he was sweating so much that he had to stop to ask me for a towel- my room was not hot, and it was definitely not a strenuous five minutes. sadly, he was on top, so i can empathize with victims of waterboarding.
2. the dirty talk came in full sentences- each one had a subject and predicate. such as…
3. “you are my sexy little socialist.” (he is a republican and i am not) definitely not the venue for political discourse of any kind, let alone when said during one of the many time that he….
4. stopped f*cking so he could stare into my eyes. no joke, at least a dozen times he pulled back to give me this puppy dog face because somehow during this farce he’d decided we were soul mates.
5. he kept going soft, which wouldn’t have been so god awful if he didn’t stop to blame the condom each time. and in the manner of a stand-up comic. “what, are these condoms made out of lead or something?!”
5b. extra obnoxious when it’s followed, almost immediately, by “i love how good it feels inside you.”
6. he not only tried to jackhammer during our inaugural romp, but he actually tried to force the mattress to spring him. all this did was result in a really uncomfortable series of thrusts where his rhythm didn’t match the mattress and his cock just stabbed me a few times.
7. he kissed fine outside of bed, but once in bed the kissing was relegated to tiny pecks in rapid succession, and with his eyes open.
8. i have large breasts, which he often claimed to be a fan of. given that he’s a big, rough and tumble kind of guy i expected some decent groping out of this combo. no such luck. instead of quality love and attention, my breasts were delicately patted with an open hand even after the third time i told him that he wouldn’t break me.
9. during sex he actually apologized for being ‘inappropriate.’ i’m not a subtle girl- you’ll know when i want an apology from you, and it’s a really slim chance that it’ll ever be while you’re inside me.
10. when i had exhausted every other trick in my book and this still wasn’t over- i asked him to bend me over so he’d feel more comfortable objectifying me and i wouldn’t have to see his face. i positioned the requisite hand to guide him into place, and after a couple minutes realized that he still hadn’t made contact, despite all his talking. it wasn’t until i moved my hand away and he made a joke about ‘falling out’ that i realized he’d didn’t know that he’d been fucking my hand instead of me.

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6. The French Connection. Parental walk-ins were a popular part of the sexual horror story pantheon, as were trips abroad, but only one, Violeta’s, included an unexpected parent, transnationalism and a champagne bottle up the ass.

A few years ago, my French bf-at-the-time took me to Paris to meet his family….His mother, a haughty Parisienne who believes that her only son is GOD, and that no girl could possibly be classy enough to deserve him. Their regard is mutual – he worships her as much as she worships him.

One evening after a champagne-soaked dinner, she left to go to the theater. Expecting that she’d be gone for several hours, we started having regular sex, and then anal sex, on a couch adjacent to the table at which we’d had dinner. Things kept getting hotter, and my b.f. started f*cking my ass with the slim end of a champagne bottle. This felt good at first… but then I realized that something felt off. I slowed him down in an attempt to understand what on Earth my body was doing, and I realized that my bowels were moving. And I kind of realized that it was too late to stop what was happening.

At this already Godforsaken moment, we hear a key in the door and his mother pops into the room. The bitch had forgotten her shawl or something. So there I am, naked, on her couch, while her son, also naked, is holding a champagne bottle that is obviously deeply embedded in my ass. We shriek, and he yanks out the bottle. And immediately out comes a LARGE, dark brown, smelly piece of poop. It just rolls out – this felt like it was happening in slow motion, and I kept trying to stop it but I couldn’t – and lands on her couch.
The French boy and I broke up shortly thereafter. I dumped him – pun intended.

7. The Thwacking One-Hit Wonder. While we are in theory sympathetic to performance anxieties, Luciolebizarre’s tragicomic encounter with an oblivious underperformer makes us pity her more than him.

The fact that he was a grown man who still called himself Timmy should have tipped me off that this wasn’t going to be the most satisfying experience. So Timmy was a fairly sweet, if dim guy and before we had sex he told me he’d had sex with a few girls, but only one time each and he didn’t know why. I was all, “That’s so weird! You’re totally cute, let’s have sex twice today.”

Half an hour into fooling around, I figured it out. Not only did he not get hard at all, it seems that no one had ever told him that you need to in fact be erect before trying to penetrate a woman. He kept holding his tiny, limp dick and trying to kind of…just…flop it inside of me, I guess. I tried my very best to, um, rectify the situation and get things really going, but he kept saying, “What’s wrong? Why won’t you just put it inside you?” So I just sort of…shoved his flaccid penis inside of me and he started to moan like it was feeling really good for him. Then it promptly just fell out.

I remember how sad and floppy it looked lying against his leg and then how pitiful the whole effort was as he started to rock against me, gently thwacking his droopy, listless penis between my legs as though I must be the luckiest girl in the world. Needless to say, we did not have sex more than the one time. I wonder if he has since broken that streak.

8. The Unwanted Stump. Even the most kink-oriented coupler (or tripler) has boundaries. And for JustSmileAndNod, that was one man’s sweaty stump.

I had finally agreed to a threesome with the man I had been involved in a Dominant/submissive friends-with-benefits situation for the last four months. Since this was largely my fantasy that he had wanted to fulfill, it was going to be a male-male-female threesome. I was nervous, to say the least. He had agreed to write up an ad for Craigslist, let me review it before posting, and screen all the responses…We finally settled on one-not my first choice, or even my second, but he actually followed through.

….I knew that if I could see what was going on, I wouldn’t go through with it, so we agreed that I would be blindfolded and he would take care of me, gauging the situation and making sure the Guest didn’t overstep my limits.

I was kneeling, blindfolded, in the middle of the living room, when the doorbell rang… It didn’t take long before Guest was naked and in my mouth. Nor did it take long after we rolled around a little bit and had changed positions that I started feeling little “feather brushes” against my arms. For the life of me, I could not figure out what the feeling was-they were without pattern but distinct and localized sensations against my skin. It wasn’t until I started feeling them on my face as I was essentially tea-bagging him that I realized that HE WAS SWEATING ON ME. The Guest, this man I had just “met” in the loosest of terms, wasn’t simply sweaty, he was sweating large, gross, hairy man sweat droplets all over my face and torso.

That should have been my clue to stop, but I’m a trooper and a bit loathe to cause a scene. Besides, my Man was there, I knew I was safe, and he and I were having fun.

Fast forward to the end of the afternoon. I’m on the floor on my back after my Man and I finished fucking, kind of spent from all the activities, but still blindfolded. I can feel the Guest’s hands on me, and he asks if he can get me off again. Not one to say no to an orgasm, he starts attending to me digitally. But then the sensation changes-it feels as if he’s trying to fist me, but with his palm or something. The feeling is off…and then it hits me: The Guest is an amputee and is TRYING TO FIST ME WITH HIS STUMP! I don’t go for fisting to begin with, but trying to fit his stump in my vagina was just never going to happen, so I stop the scene, he leaves, and I go to the bathroom to clean up.

When I come out, I turn to my Man and ask, “What he missing a hand?”

“Yes he was. I didn’t think it would be polite to turn him away just because of it though.”

“That’s true, but Stumpy tried to fist me with his stump! Without asking! Had he tried to fist me, that would have been bad enough, but stumping without permission is just poor form.”

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9. The Bloodstream Blood is almost never a welcome visitor to a sex scene, be it menstrual blood after a foiled loss-of-virginity attempt, or surprise nosebleeds during cunnilingus — twice. And torn genitals were surprisingly common. Still, Petit_Pois surely suffered the worst blood-related indignity.

I was “manually prepping” him and thought it was weird that there was so much precum. Eventually, I flicked on the light to grab a condom and he said “Oh my god, you’re bleeding!” I started freaking out. How could this be?! I just got off my period. My hands, stomach and thighs were COVERED in blood…but my nether region was clear. Then, I look over and I see blood literally GUSHING out of the head of his dick. I was so freaked out I just yelled “YOUR DICK IS BLEEDING” and ran out of the room….

He was more mortified than I was…if possible. He told me about a month ago, he was really wasted and zipped the head of his penis in his pants. Being super drunk, he couldn’t dislodge it, so forced the zipper down/yanked his dick out. He then passed out to later find himself on a blood soaked mattress. The doctor told him he needed stitched to close it back up, but didn’t do it…leaving both his penis and me scarred for life.

10. The Would-Be Artist And if that was too much bodily-function misfire for you, here’s an after-sex discovery from strangerthanfiction to end on a possibly sweet, if totally fucking weird, note.

As a freshman in college, I decided to nurse the wounds of a bad breakup with a one-night stand. I should have run in the other direction when the guy told me he was working on his “memoirs” (he was 19), but I was pretty desperate. The sex itself was awkward, passionless, and boring, but the real treat came the next day. I arrived back to my dorm room in last night’s clothes, and as I was changing to head to the showers, my roommate noticed something weird on my ass. Turned out the guy had drawn on me while I was asleep…a sailboat, a cat, and a rocketship, all on my butt, all in highlighter.

Treasure Club Greensboro

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Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about. 

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Phone: 336-664-0965
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How to Give A Lap Dance

Before You Start…
Choose your song — something slow but sexy (think anything by Kings of Leon) will do the trick. And don’t feel obligated to make your lap dance last an entire song. Usually 60-90 seconds is all you need (and all he can take before he bursts through his pants). Then put a chair against the wall — you’ll need to use the wall for support — and have your guy sit in it so that his legs are spread open. You’ll want to stay within that triangle-shaped space between his thighs as you try these moves:

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The Sexy Lean
Stand between his legs and lean you upper body forward, with your back arched and your butt up in the air, so he gets a hot view of your body. Put your hands on the wall above him, or rest them on the arms of the chair for support. Then tease him by inching your girls closer and closer to his face — but don’t let him touch — or dip forward even further and rub them against his chest.

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The Lotion
For this one, start a little further back, right between his knees, so he can see everything you’re doing. Take your hands and slowly start to rub your boobs, like you’re putting on body lotion. Touch yourself like you would want him to touch you — trail your hands down to your lower abs just above your hot spot, work your way back up to your chest, or turn around and massage your butt. The key is to go in slow mo, so he can imagine having his hands all over you.

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The Hip-notizer
Your hottest seduction tool is your hips, and this move is super easy to master. Slowly start swaying your hips from side to side, and then move them in a figure eight. Up the ante by touching yourself as you do it — this is a prime time to show off your “lotion” skills.

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The Cowgirl
Turn around and hover your butt just above his crotch (you can put your hands on his thighs or the arms of the chair for balance). Move your butt in circles, like you’re painting his package with your cheeks. Then switch to an up and down motion, like you’re riding him in reverse cowgirl. To really make him pitch a tent, look back at him as you grind against his body.

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Have Fun

Treasure Club Greensboro

7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965
Here is more about The Treasure Club In Greensboro, NC

Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about. 

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Phone: 336-664-0965
Email: greensboro@thetreasureclub.com 

Hours

The Treasure Club of Greensboro opens each day at 7:00 PM, including Sunday.

Monday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Tuesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Wednesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Thursday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Friday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Saturday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Sunday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL

Dances

We offer a variety of dance options to suite your mood and we offer the best dance prices in town. Our entertainers offer VIP, Suite Spot, Champagne Room and our world famous limousine dances. Come see what makes the Treasure Club the most fun in Greensboro.

VIP / Private Parties

The Treasure Club is available for your next private party or bachelor party. We have special limo service available for parties of five or more. Simply contact us to begin planning your Treasure Club VIP experience. Come see all we have to offer.

Treasure Club Greensboro
7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
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I Revealed My Secret Sex Fantasy

1.  “My ex used to wear glasses to work, but he’d always take them off when we were hanging out. He looked insanely hot in them—like a Jewish Clark Kent. I became fixated on the glasses and wanted him to keep them on in bed. It seems like such a simple thing, but he was pretty passive and I didn’t want to freak him out with sexual requests. Then one night during foreplay I just went for it. I told him to put his glasses on and do me. He followed along and it was fun for both of us.”
—Jacqueline, 26, Lancaster, PA

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2.  “I used to watch porn on my own, so I thought it’d be fun to start watching it with my boyfriend, as well. I don’t know why, but I was nervous about bringing it up and appearing too kinky.  I guess I had some outdated idea in my mind that women should be docile damsels in the bedroom. Anyway, I sheepishly told him that I might be into watching certain X-rated films, as long as they had a good, romantic storyline. I played it off like I was a film buff and just interested in the cinematic quality of the movies. I’m sure he saw right through it, but he was sweet and found some good ol’ Skinemax for us to watch together. Looking back, I know could’ve been straight forward, but eh … you learn.”
—Courtney, 32, New York, NY

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3.  “My husband and I were in London and our hotel suite had this insanely gorgeous claw-footed bathtub. When I saw it, I immediately fantasized about laying in it naked while my husband poured champagne all over my body. I thought about it all day while we were sightseeing, and when we got back to the hotel late that night I finally got the courage to tell him. I knew it was an odd request and he probably chalked it up to being on vacation, but he was definitely game. It was so worth it.”
—Emily, 30, Miami, FL

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4.  “It’s pretty typical, but I fantasized about sex in public. After my boyfriend and I went through a dry spell, I figured it was a good time to bring it up. He was 100% on board…maybe a little too on board, as it turned out. We did it on a rooftop and in the woods while on a camping trip, and that pretty much did it for me. Mission accomplished. My boyfriend, however, wanted to keep going. I had to draw the line when he tried to get it on in a Gap fitting room. I told him it was time to brainstorm some new adventures.”
—Jennifer, 35, New York, NY

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5.  “My boyfriend and I have always hinted at a threesome. Initially, we would joke about it just to test the waters and see how the other person felt, but it was pretty clear that we both wanted it. Finally, one night I managed to steer the conversation from hypothetical to real. For the first time we both discussed the idea without any sarcasm or humor involved. Unfortunately, I made one critical error—I was too quick to offer up a suggestion for our third person. I mentioned my gym trainer and my boyfriend got jealous. We still haven’t acted on our fantasy (and I had to switch gyms), but I’m sure we’ll revisit the conversation some day.”
—Tiffany, 31, Milwaukee, WI

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6. “I had read about ‘female hysteria’, which was an actual medical diagnosis back in the Victorian era—or even before. Way before doctors understood female sexuality, doctors would “treat” women who seemed hysterical by inducing orgasms. Don’t ask me why, but this sounded so hot to me.  I asked my now-ex to ‘play doctor’ with me, and he loved the concept. Does this make me sick? Maybe, but it worked—the doctor cured my condition!”
—Rebecca, 35, Montclair, NJ

Treasure Club Greensboro

7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965
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Welcome to The Treasure Club’s Executive Suite – Greensboro’s top Gentleman’s Club that features beautiful entertainers and a spectacular place to watch sports. At the Treasure Club, we feature over 30 top entertainers, numerous big screen TV’s and a state of the art 12-foot projection screen for all the action. We show all UFC pay per view events. The Treasure Club is also home to North Carolina’s only exotic limo ride. Come visit us and see what everyone in the Triad is talking about. 

7806 Boeing Drive

Greensboro, NC 27409

Phone: 336-664-0965
Email: greensboro@thetreasureclub.com 

Hours

The Treasure Club of Greensboro opens each day at 7:00 PM, including Sunday.

Monday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Tuesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Wednesday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Thursday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Friday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Saturday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL
Sunday: 7:00 PM – UNTIL

Dances

We offer a variety of dance options to suite your mood and we offer the best dance prices in town. Our entertainers offer VIP, Suite Spot, Champagne Room and our world famous limousine dances. Come see what makes the Treasure Club the most fun in Greensboro.

VIP / Private Parties

The Treasure Club is available for your next private party or bachelor party. We have special limo service available for parties of five or more. Simply contact us to begin planning your Treasure Club VIP experience. Come see all we have to offer.

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My Best Girlfriend Confesses She Had Sex With The Man Who Came To Fix The Boiler

I knew I had to have him to moment I answered the door to his knock and he stood there, all stubble and scruff, all manly man.

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“I’ve come to service your boiler love,” he said, a line straight out of a porn film. I might have been immune to his rugged charms had I not just spent the morning writing my latest erotic tale of sex and seduction on a holiday resort. But my characters were so real to me, the situations I created so vivid in my imagination, the physical effect was as intense as if I was right there. In fact, I couldn’t finish a story without having to satisfy myself. I always made myself wait though, until after my characters had been satisfied too – so my own desire, my own desperate melting need, would translate into the story I was writing.

That’s exactly where I’d been when he’d knocked on the door – coming to the climax of the scene, moist and sticky between the legs, aching to be touched. I’d been five minutes away from fetching my faithful friend to bring me to my own climax as I re-read the scene – as was my routine upon finishing every new sexy tale. So then I found myself staring at this beautiful man, my heart racing, my body crying out to be touched, wondering if he’d been sent as some kind of divine intervention to see to my every need.

“Err, yeah sure, it’s through here in the kitchen,” I muttered, and he followed my pointing hand to my little kitchen where he proceeded to start unloading tools and examine my boiler. He’d barely glanced at me. I looked down. Of course he hadn’t, I was wearing my scruffy jogging bottoms and not a scrap of makeup.

“Umm, how long do you think it will take?” I asked.

“About an hour or so,” he answered, not glancing up.

“Okay, well I was just going to jump in the shower. I’ll pop the kettle on after.” I hoped the mention of the shower might elicit some kind of reaction – never before had I been so eager for a man to respond with cheesy innuendos. But nothing. I hurried upstairs and showered, resisting the urge to linger there, determined that this man was here to do that for me. That, of course, led to images of him in the shower with me, lathering me up, running his hands over my skin. I was nearly whimpering with lust by the time I emerged from the bathroom, I was so close to just striding downstairs stark naked and throwing myself at him. But I couldn’t be quite so blatant… subtlety was required, at least until I could be sure he was up for it. Oh, he would be up for it, I corrected myself. I just needed to get him up for it.

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I did my makeup, let my blonde curls loose, and stood naked in my bedroom, trying to decide just how subtle to be. I opted for a nice set of purple underwear I saved for special occasions, and then wrapped my short robe over the top. It’s perfectly acceptable to walk around in a robe after a shower right? But it also provided also easy access. I walked back downstairs and into the kitchen.

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“Sorry about that. How’s it going?” I stood behind him, hand on hip, robe pulled open enough at the top to show a hint of purple lace.

“It’s all fine love,” he answered without even looking up.

“Can I get you a cup of tea, coffee?” I asked, putting the kettle on to boil. Oh why was this so much harder in real life than in the stories I wrote? I made him a cup of tea and walked back through to my office, just opposite the kitchen, defeated. He’d not even looked at me.

Then it struck me. I couldn’t get my reward yet – because I hadn’t finished my story yet. I sat in my desk chair and opened my laptop, excited. Re-reading the last paragraph I’d written fired me up all over again. The two main characters were alone in the pool. His mouth was on her breast, his tongue circling her erect nipple as his hand slipped into her bikini bottoms, his finger teasing her swollen clit. My own hand found it’s way lower as I read, gently tracing my sweet spot as my breath quickened. The woman continued to stroke the handy man’s throbbing erection under the water as he thrust a finger inside her, then two. I moaned as my character moaned. I felt heat rising to my cheeks. I rocked my pelvis in my chair and typed with one hand. I was good at typing with one hand.

When they could take no more, he slipped his hands under her butt and lifted her up, her legs wrapping around his waist. I described every movement, every feeling, in great detail. I described how he pulled her bikini bottoms to one side and found her juicy opening with the head of his cock. I described how he pushed it inside her slowly, and how she forced it in by pulling herself onto him. I described how he used the power of his legs to thrust into her, the water splashing all around them as they fucked in the pool, how her breasts, now free from the confines of the bikini top, bounced up and down with every thrust. When they eventually reached climax, I undid my robe, barely conscious I was so possessed with need, and slid my hand inside my knickers. I was so wet, so warm, my fingers slid inside easily. I groaned and threw my head back.

It was then that I saw him. He was watching me from the kitchen. I’d been so lost in my story I hadn’t realised all the noise I’d been making. He was still kneeling on the floor but now he was facing me, his mouth open. I was too far gone to feel shame, or embarrassment, I turned my chair to face him, and opened my legs in invitation, allowing him to watch me as I rubbed my clit, dipping a finger inside myself every few seconds, groaning with pleasure.

He stood and walked towards me, and my eyes never left his. “Need a hand love?” He asked, his voice raspy. He stopped directly in front of me, my eyes in line with the crutch of his cargo trousers, the bulge there clear evidence of his willingness to help.

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“Oh I need way more than a hand,” I answered, and unzipped him, delighted to discover he was going commando. His hard cock sprang out, ready for action and he groaned as I took it in my free hand and began stroking, continuing to play with myself at the same time. I tasted his head with my tongue as I stroked him up and down, his deep moan setting off new fires of want deep inside me. I stood and kissed him, and he kissed me back, hard. Our tongues clashing, our lips smashing up against each other in a  frenzy. I couldn’t wait, I needed him. I pushed my body to his, and then he spun me around and put a hand on my back, bending me over my desk. The robe was so short he could see my frilly purple thong now, and no doubt my pink pussy throbbing with juices too. He kept a hand on my back, pushing me down, as he pulled the material of the knickers to one side, and thrust hard inside me with no warning.

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“Oh yes!” I screamed out. This was what I’d wanted. This was what I’d needed. This was what I fucking deserved! He started pumping into me, his cock long, thick, and hard, filling me perfectly but sliding easily in my wetness, The desk was cold against my bare stomach, my breasts squashed against the hard wood. I slipped a hand between my legs and rubbed my pulsing clit as he pumped harder and harder, deeper and deeper, his balls slapping against me. I pushed back against him with each stroke, needing him even deeper still,  my whole body alive with an electric pulse of ecstasy. I turned my head to one side and there was my laptop, still open on the story I’d just finished. As I felt my body begin to build towards climax, I read the last line, my characters fucking in the pool, her breasts bouncing up and down as she rode his cock. I finally let go and allowed the waves of orgasm to claim me, screaming out as this stranger fucked me, just as my characters did the same on the screen and in my mind. My boiler man grunted and growled an animal growl, his hands gripping my hips and pulling me even harder onto him, pumping harder and harder, banging me against him, the skin of my butt slapping into him,  until eventually he released himself, crying out spurting his fluid inside me.

I smiled as I lay there, exhausted and satisfied at last. I knew exactly what my next story would be about.

Best Regards

 
Kayla Green
Spokes-Model
 
Treasure Club Greensboro
7806 Boeing Drive
Greensboro, NC 27409
(336) 664-0965